List of reasons I'm a terrible human being

Im a gamer

Ok first of all, kids get off your phones and computers and go outside for Christ's sake. You all killed ToysRus. This story will make u literally feel like ur phone is a cancer cell, especially all U 9 year olds with musical.ly get off it. It's cringey. Stop. Get some help.

Ok, so it's not jus my phone that I'm addicted to. It's just...everything. I have a PS3 (I know crap but I SPENT MY OWN GODDAMN MONEY ON THAT) and I'm in love with 'Skyrim' cough buy it now cough and once I start playing it's like bitch u ain't going outside today. I don't know what it is about it it's just, putting pans on peoples head is more intense to me than going outside and doing whatever excersize is.

It's not just that though. Holy balls I am in love with my DS. Zelda? Yep. Sims? Yep. Tomadachi life? Yep. Nintendogs? Anyone else remember that? Yep. Professor Layton? Yep. Phoenix Wright? Yep. Ok you get the idea. In fact, I am so in love with these games, I litterally go outside to buy stickers for my consoles and stuff. My drawing tablet, phone, laptop, they all have Zelda or something stickers on! (Don't worry they are proper electronic stickers)

Don't get me started on assassins creed. I have about 3 mugs and the hidden blade.

Come at me

You can see the problem arising when I have to pause in a really important mission. Or if I'm at school and I bought a new game.

For the love of all that is holy go outside.