TFP Oneshots(REQUESTS ARE ON HOLD ASSHOLES)

MegatronXHuman!Reader(because I legit can't stop send help)

I love you
(Also i know I made a Christian joke but I'm an atheist. No faith in anything, human or not this universe is fucked ain't no god gonna fix out fuck ups my dude)

You were loyal,especially for a human. At least in the optics of the cons.

Good listening skills.

Good success rate.

Over all good everything. Behavior, teamwork,charm,you had it down. You'd fight whatever moved if you were told to. You'd kill anything that breathed or die with no regrets. Well...maybe one.

Or a few...

One,your self consciousness around Megatron

Two,the constant thoughts about him.

And three,your feelings for him.

Regret.

Soon you started to slyly spend more time around him,requesting to work in the communications bay where he normally was,asking to go along as a guard whenever he left. At first he would glare at you until you rephrased your words,but as of late he'd just flat out agree,or even just take you without you asking.

Today you woke up in your own room the cons had made for you with the drones berthrooms (basically gave you a bed on a nightstand in a normal berthroom with a latter and you just decorated it to your liking)to a small poke to your side. You rolled deeper into your blankets, knowing it was you day off and everyone else can suck it while you dream about the impossible because FUCK you I'll do whatever I damn well please.

There was another poke,but you didn't budge. So the clawed digit turned you over. You grumble and turn back without opening your eyes.

"Fffffuck you Steve,I'm sleeping go entertain yo self hoe."

There was a deep chuckle, familiar yet not at all.

That sounds like-

You slowly turn around to face the smirking mech with the top of your head visible from your blanket burrito as you narrowed your eyes at him as he rested an elbow on the nightstand, his helm in his other servo while he smirked at you.

"Good morning to you as well." Megatron chuckled. It wasn't... Normal. It wasn't like he was planning to steal something or slowly rip you apart. It was more laid back.

And for that reason it fucking terrified you. And at the same time it.

Was.

Hoooooooot.

Hooollly damn.

Shiiiiit that laugh was honey.

Oh fuck he's staring-

O FUC HE IS STILL SMILING AT ME,QUICK,DO SOMETHING SMART!

You covered your entire head under your blanket and stayed like that for a second before going, "Shit mind you are so smart..."

The blanket was picked up,along with you,and Megatron unwrapped you from your cocoon. You pout a bit."Dammit it was warm..." The warlord took a moment before setting you back on the bed and readjusting the blanket before transforming, his holoform (this is the second time you have seen this thing,practically the second coming of Jesus) appeared in front of you and he took a portion of the blanket, wrapping it around the both of you and keeping you in his lap.

Your face was on fire and you cold,dead heart basically came back to life screaming to die once more. Megatron rested his chin on your shoulder, his arms around you a bit and clasped together in your own lap. "It is warm..." He remarked.

"Megatron,I love ya and all but your a dork."

...

"It's just a joke-"

"Say it again." He orders,you look at him as best you could,"Come again? "You asked,brow raised." Say it again. Unless you really aren't loyal."he smirked.

You playfully gasp,"My liege,are you insinuating I am not loyal enough for you? "

"Just say. It." He orders. "You're a dork?"

"The other part."

Your face heated up a bit when you realised for sure what he wanted you to say. "I...I love you?" You say as he seemed to be contemplating something, "So...simple and yet so...intoxicating... What did you do to me?" He asked pretty calmly, still having you in his lap.

"I don't fucking know." You answered honestly,shivering slightly when he traced your jawline. "Y/n...why are you so...so..." He grumbled under his breath,holding you closer. "Perfectly intoxicating?"

"...Megatron are you okay?" You asked."I am not sure... I feel a dull pain but I enjoy it. Say it again."

"I love you."

"What does it mean to you humans?" He asked,his head resting on yours. "A lot."

"Do I mean a lot to you?" He asked once more,"Megatron you're asking a lot of-"the war lord started to play with your hair and you practically DIED because fuck.

"...you mean..." You trailed off,nervously looking down to your lap. "You mean everything...to me..."

"I should. If you mean that much to me it's only natural I should mean everything to you- why are you laughing?" Megatron looked to you,confused as you giggled,turning around and kissing him gently. He froze up for a moment before cupping your cheek and pulling you closer.

You pulled away and rest your forehead on his with a smirk."Still have that pain?"you asked."I...I love you."he mutters in response, his cheeks flushed gently as your smirk grew."What was that? I couldn't hear you."

He thought you were serious-

"I said I love you." He said a bit louder,making you snicker,"I love you too,dork."