Bangtan Texts and Scenarios [Editing]

Bts || scenario

You: *stuffs face into old bra*

Bts: wtf

Jungkook: y/n'a weird side is out

You: *inhales deeply*

Bts: *cough*

You: THIS IS CLEAN WHY DEFAQ YOU PUT IT IN THE LAUNDRY

Jungkook: well I thought it was dirty since—

Jimin: you ripped it off her body last night

Jungkook: *chokes on spit*

Taehyung: *chokes on sock*

Yoongi: *smirks*

Hoseok: *chokes on the sun*

Jin: *chokes on RM*

Namjoon: my child has learned

Y/N: THE DAFAQ YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDNT PASS OUT FROM MY BRA—IT MEANS IT IS CLEAN

Jungkook: well I kind of—did—spilled something of mine on it—um

Jimin: your milk?

Y/N: *stuffs face again*

Y/N: *inhales deeply again*

Y/N: why does it smell weird?

Jungkook: *cough*

Y/n: eh, didn't pass out—*goes to bedroom and puts it on*

Taehyung: your girlfriend is weird

Bts: *CoUgHS*

Jungkook: at least she was wearing a shirt—*stares at jimin*

Jimin: wHat?! I lOoKed FabUlOusE iN ThAt BRa!