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Children SCENARIO#6

You bring home a lost child
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BTS AS UR BOYFIE

Jin: *walks in* Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
Jin: She is so pretty.....come child! I'll dress u in pretty skirts and dresses and cook ur favorite foods and blah blah blah blah
Child: (°_°)

<1 hour later>

You: wtf Jin?
Jin: Hahahha pretty little girl!!!!*pats child's head*
You: I feel dejected
Jin: awww ur so cute *takes photo*
You: wow r u ignoring me?
Jin: ur so much prettier than Y/N
You:Σ（・□・；）I see how it is
You: I'm going on a date with Namjoon
Jin: *hugs you*dont go, Namjoon is mine
You:凸^-^凸

Namjoon: this child is not mine
You: of course it isn't, look his face is oval and urs is a little circle
Namjoon: =_=
You: ▽・x・▽

Yoongi: YO KID GETS SUM SWEG~
You: no stop
Yoongi: listen to me! U have too buy three dollar Sweg and chainzz
You: stop tainting this child
Yoongi: at sleep like u don't care
You: why do I even try?

Hobi: AHHHHH ITS A KID!!!! *spins the child*
You: *slowly backs out*
Hobi: JAGI! JOIN ME
You; OH SHIET
Hobi: *gtabs you and spins you around*

Tae: is this child mine?
You: no, I found this child on the streets
Tae: mmmmm can we make more?
You: this is not even our child!
Tae: but can we make some?
You: wtf Tae
Child: e-eomma
Tae:*gasp* IT CALLED U EOMMA!
Child call me APPA!!!
Child: a-apple
Tae: no APPA
Child: EOMMA SCARRY MAN!
You: shhhhh my little baby, let's go out ne? Away from this scary man?
Child: *nods* (￣^￣)ゞ
Tae: yah Jagi! Come back here! UR MINE.....IS IT BECAUSE I LOVED THE TOY CAR MORE THAN U?

Jimin: honey......can we keep it?
You: that's what I was about to ask u!!!!
Jimin: EKKKKKK!;!/&/!/&
You: AHHHSHNDKDNS
Jimin: but one condition
You: wat?
Jimin: it has to sleep on the couch, I want to feel every inch of your body when we sleep
You: {(-_-)}

Kookie:jagi? Or you married to someone else and this is his child?
You: no, it's a lost child
Kookie: oh
You: can we keep it?
Kookie: no
You: ಠ_ಠ
kookie：no
You: ಥ_ಥ
Kookie: no
You: fine
Kookie: ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
You: I'll buy another house and live with him
Kookie: NU! FINE WE CAN KEEP HIM! JUST NO DONY MOVE OUT
You: (￣^￣)ゞ
Kookie: a-ah sorry jagi for yelling
Child: *starts crying*
You: awwwwww *picks up and caresses face, then kiss forehead+
Kookie: ONLY U CAN DO THAT To Me!!!
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

<1 hour later>

*ended up giving child up to orphanage*
Kookie: this is so much better
You: yah Kookie get off
Kookie; no, this way u can't escape and get another
You: ಠ_ಠ