To close SCENARIOS #5

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When you need to dance to a sexual song with someone else
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Bts as your boyfriend

Jin: remember jagi I'm more handome than him
Y/N: okay???
Jin: remember I love u
Y/N: I luv u too
Jin: remember I'm more pretty also cute
Y/N: ok
Jin: and remember he is fugly thing that can never beat me-
Y/n: Jin that's my brother
Jin:.......like I was saying...he is a fugly, nice brother in law thing that can never beat me but still nice thing.
Y/N: he's a better dancer
Jin: shat up

Namjoon; he makes a move on u he breaks
Y/N: he breaks? Break dances???
Namjoon: he will die by my hand
Y/N: calm....
Namjoon; NEVER
Y/N: *kisses lips* calm down baby, I love only you
Namjoon: fine I'm keeping an eye on you

Yoongi: *sleeping on the couch secretly watching*
Y/N: ♪(*^^)o∀*∀o(^^*)♪
Yoongi: yep I decided your not dancing with him. *walks away with you over his shoulder*

Y/N: JHOPE!!!! COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM
Jhope: NUUU I WONT WATCH MY JAGI DANCE SEXILY WITH ANOTHER MAN
Y/N: BUT THAT OTHER MAN IS U
Jhope:...........JUST A SEC....IM NAKED
Y/N: Y THE FAK R U NAKED?????
Jhope: IDK

Taehyung: WAT!???? Y U DANCING WITH THAT POTATO!!????
Y/N: did u just call Jungkook a potato?
Taehyung: He can't dance this song with u!!!
Y/N: why?
Taehyung: JUNGKOOK IS MINE!!!
Y/N:...........
Taehyung:.............
Y/N: so im the potato?
Taehyung: well ya!!! Like all of ur private parts hurt!
Y/N: what does this have to do with a potato?
Taehyung: like for example ur breast like its soft!
Y/N: yea but it still hurts
Taehyung: HOW????
Y/N: u know waht?
Taehyung: wat?
Y/N: ur right!
Taehyung: ya!!!
Y/N: *kicks Tae's balls*
Taehyung: *groans in pain*
Y/N I'm just coo coo you know?

Jimin: y/n your know I'm a very sensitive person right?
Y/N: yes my little jiminie
Jimin: and very jealous
Y/n: yas my Chimchim~
Jimin: and I hate boys being touchy with u
Y/N: YAS my mochi
Jimin: then y u dancing sexily with a another man?
Y/N: but he likes someone else
Jimin: YOU NEVER KNOW!!!
Y/N: but he is-
Jimin: y u taking his side?!
Y/N: bc he is gay
Jimin:........and who does he like????
Y/N: ur-
Gay guy(I typed this and this sounded really offensive. This is not meant to be offensive): JIMINIE MARRY ME
Jimin; AHHHHHH!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND*runs*
Gay guy: y did he run ???Σ(゚д゚lll)
I wanted to tell him that I'm in love with his brother

Jungkook; YAH!!!! Jagi! Y you dancing with him?!
Y/N: bc pd-nim wanted me too
Jungkook: what why?!
Y/N: bc ur going to be on tour the day we are supposed to perform so they switched positions
Jungkook: so wait if I didn't have my schedule I would be the one dancing with u?
Y/N: pretty much
Jungkook: YAH WHY DIDNT U DECLINE?!
Y/N: bc I thought ur the one who was going to be dancing with me
Jungkook: I HATE MY SCHEDULE!!!!
Y/N: u have a feeling ur just jealous bc I'm dancing with GD sunbae
Jungkook; how did u know?!
Y/N: im sad now....ur not protecting me ಥ_ಥ
Jungkook;don't cry you ugly when u do (・ω・)ノ
Y/N: 凸^-^凸

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