Bangtan Texts and Scenarios [Editing]

BTS TEXTS

BTS as your boyfriends
Texting random stuff
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You: Roses are red
Read at 3:52 am

You: i have a phone
Read at 3:53 am

You: nobody texts me
Read at 3:54 am

You: forever alone
Read at 4:00 am

Jin: it's fucking 4 in the morning

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Namjoon: why were you late for school? I got a call from the school

You: I was late?

Namjoon: you missed a whole period

You: are you telling me I'm pregnant?

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You: I told my dad to embrace his mistakes
Read 5:25 pm

You: he cried. And hugged me and my sister

Yoongi: HAHhahahHjahahHahahaj

You: ......

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Hoseok: did you kill this man? [inserts photo of bloody doll]

You: no, the bullet killed him. Bullets are made out of lead. Which come from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Cases closed.

Hoseok: ....you ruin my fun

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You:IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap

3. You can't breathe with your tongue out

4. Put your tongue back in fool

Jimin: god dammit y/n

You: 10 THINGS I KNOE ABOUT YOU

1. U r reading this

2. U are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. U just attempted to do it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

8. U just checked if there is a No.5

9. U laugh at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it too

10. U are probably going to show this or send this to others to see who falls for this....

Jimin: why do I love you again?

You: m(._.)m

Jimin：I'm kidding

You: (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)

Jimin: no I'm not

You: (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)

You: [inserts photo of you and Taehyung]

Jimin: get your ass back here

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You: a husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts "mypenis"  and the wife starts laughing because the computer says.

"ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH"

Taehyung: but I don't have a small penis.....

You: .......

Taehyung: my penis is hard now

You: to find

Taehyung: you know it's not, that's a fact

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You: how fast can you guess these short words you use everyday?

Jungkook: is this a challenge?

You: YEPP

Jungkook; bring it

You:
1. F__K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. BOO_
5. P_N_S
6. __NDON

Jungkook:
1. FUCK
2. PUSSY
3. SEX
4. BOOBS
5. PENIS
6. CONDOM
5 seconds

You:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3.SIX
4. BOOKS
5. PANTS
6. RANDOM

You: ....

Jungkook: ........

You: you nasty