Aiko: H-hey Ouma...?
Ouma: Yeah?
Aiko: We have a new ship...
Aiko: And it's gay...
Ouma: Yayyyyyyyyy~
Aiko: You are fucking gay...
Ouma: Yeah, I know~
Aiko: Well I mean-
I MEAN
Fuck it.
Ouma: So what's the ship?
Aiko: Oh, now you're gonna be enthusiastic, and pay attention BECAUSE IT'S GAY?!
Ouma: Yes.
Aiko: Fuck you! The ship is... Oumasai~
Ouma: What the fu-
Ouma: Wait that ship is actually decent...!
Aiko: Well, then...SHUICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shuichi: Yeah? What's up?
Aiko: So we have a ship request, and the ship is you and Ouma, so fucking rate THE FUCKING SHIP. Don't run away before the rating OR I WILL KILL YOU.
Shuichi: ...m-me and Ouma, you said?
Aiko: Yup~ so please, please rate it...Ouma loves it...hella gay...
Shuichi: I-I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with this ship...
Ouma: Nishinishi~! Really?
Aiko: Are you fucking kidding me? Well at least rate it!
Ouma: Jeez, why'd you gotta be so moody?
Aiko: I just don't li- nevermind.
Aiko: R-rate it already...
Ouma: 9.9/10~
Shuichi: Um...uh...7/10...
Aiko: C'mon...! Think of all the fans!
Shuichi: Uh...what? That's my answer... Why? FINE. 8/10, ok? Is it good enough? *blush*
Aiko: Yeah. I give it a 3/10.
Shuichi: What the actual fuck? Why'd you tell me to rate it highe-
Yeah guys, sorry. Oumasai isn't exactly my favorite. Plz no hate!
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Ouma Reacts to Ships?!
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