(Based on a true story)
"Aw shit my grandpa shit on my couch again" said (Y/N) as she/he scratched the back of his/her head. "Now what-" you said but where interrupted by your grandpa fapping "(Y/N) can you get me toilet paper I'm wearing my cum rag right now." "Goddamnit grandpa" you said as u face palmed. "I need help I can't pee" your grandpa said from the shitter. "Cmon buddy you can do it" he said cuz he was talking to his little friend. "Grandpa are you high or is it the cocaine" "shit i don't know what it is" he yelled from the bathroom I mean shitter. "How am I supposed to clean up yo shit" "that's not my problem by the way y'all want some weed?" He said as he pulled out some random weed and gave it to you "Sure y not" and then you did stuff and ur mom took out the chancla and beat u with it.
This happened to my friend.
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HororIt's so scary y'all are gonna need a extra pair of pantaloons The first couple chapters are cringe, I made this years ago but kept it for memories :) God this shit is old asf stop reading it it isn't even funny I wrote it when I was in middle schoo...
