Star Platinum X Reader (But The Reader Is Pretty Damn Thicc)

Begone Thot!

Everything is deadass on hold for this. Or until I think of something else. This has been in my drafts for 3 months.

It was Saturday afternoon, you were trying to relax after a full week of school. School meant, to you, WikiHow To Deal With A Thot and WikiHow To Keep From Loosing Your Shit. You despised all the other students, even your cousin. He's a fuckboy anyway. Your best friend was a cinnamon roll of social anxiety. You were their guardian of sorts. You never really knew what that was like, having someone to protect you, with your best interest at heart. 

That would change this day. You looked around your room. A Kiki's Delivery Service theatrical release poster was tacked to your wall while Sailor Moon merchandise stayed atop a shelf. Your PS4 started collecting dust. You got off of your bed and walked down the hall. A picture of your grandfather here, a picture of a fine vessel he sailed there... 

Nothing much to see there. You didn't think much of your house. You walked outside and to your car. You'd take what you could get at the time. You slipped the key into the ignition and turned with force, released, and pulled the shift back from park. 

*Timeskip*

You relaxed on the bench outside of the mall for a while, taking in the intoxicating sunshine. It was incredibly warm against your skin. Your deep thoughts popped like a soap bubble when you heard the sound of dying birds. 

Thots...

"Ugh! It's that girl!", one of the wild thots crowed.

"She's so rude! She never talks to us!", another called.

"She probably has to pay guys to fuck her! Hah!"

They clearly wanted you to hear them. You stood up and walked over to one.

"I never want to hear your scratchy ass voice again! I swear, Animal Control might as well be on the way because I thought I heard a bird in pure agony!"

The thots were offended. Good.

You turned on your heel and walked away. You heard brief whispering and finally felt something wet on your back. You turned around to see one of the thot's cups was empty. You tore your jacket off and grabbed one of them. Almost as if you were in a blind rage. Your strength was somehow amplified.

"BEGONE THOT!", you screamed.

Suddenly you dropped her as a buff, barbaric, purple thing swooped in. Almost as if it listened to your wish, it began pummeling the thot.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"

It dropped the thot and looked at you. It had beautiful eyes and a pure face. Its hair was incredible. It flowed as if it were underwater. The only thing making it stay was a golden headband. The other thots ran away, screaming and crying. 

"Thank you... But I don't know who you are... let alone what you are."

"Ora."

It appeared to be a Pokemon of some sort. It only knew "Ora." It was the cutest thing you had ever seen. But also the coolest. 

"Well, thanks."

You walked away only for it to follow you. It was like a puppy. A lost one at that.

"You got something you wanna say?"

"Ora."

"Ora Ora.", you responded.

It cocked its head to the side. 

"You don't understand my dialect of Oranese? Neither do I bub.", you remarked.

You walked past it only for it to get in front of you.

"What the Hell!? Just do American Sign Language!"

"Ora!", it yelled, pointing to the buttons on your shirt.

A few of them had come undone.

"Damn this D cup...", you mumbled as you buttoned them back up. (Sorry if you're flat chested. #FlatJustice)

"Thanks again mate."

You were about to start walking but stopped.

"Hey... How about you come home with me? You look able bodied as fuck." 

The barbarian nodded.

"Why'd I have to ask? You're just gonna follow me regardless."

*Timeskip*

"Okay, this is the living room. There's the fireplace, for warming up. This is the sofa, for sitting.", you said, gesturing to each item.

"Ora."

"Glad you understand. Now, there's the kitchen, it goes into the laundry room which leads to the back porch and my bathroom."

"Ora."

"Yup. From the bathroom we go into my room and one of two guest rooms. If you go through the kitchen, you'll find the master bedroom which I have not moved my stuff to yet. The master bedroom has a luxury bathroom branching off of it. Also in the kitchen we keep the stuff that won't fit in cabinets in that closet."

It wandered around completely confused yet also curious about everything. You could tell you were going to have a great time with this thing. 

"What's your name? Let me guess, is it Ora?", you asked.

The thing pointed at the sky.

"Sky, clouds, blue, sun?"

It shook its head.

"Star?"

It nodded. It went into your room and came back with a platinum ring.

"Star Platinum?"

"Ora!", it happily yelled.

Star Platinum...

To Be Continued. 

*insert Walk Like an Egyptian here or any other stolen classic rock song*