Star Platinum X Reader (But The Reader Is Pretty Damn Thicc)

Give Me Back My Spoons

You woke up and stretched.

"That was a pretty cool dream..", you mumbled.

"Ora."

You turned to face Star Platinum who was still there. That wasn't a dream. Oh God.

"Hey there fam. Why are you still here?"

"Ora."

"Okay... Can you uh... Go get me something as proof that you're real. Food."

It disappeared for a while and you fell back asleep. It came back with two Sprites and handed you one. You opened it and took a sip.

"Well thank you." 

You got up and patted its upper arm. 

"Do you have a gender?", you asked.

It looked around, clearly confused. You coughed anxiously.

"What's behind that loincloth? Not trying to perv. You can turn around and look and then tell me. I don't wanna offend you when I refer to you."

It turned around and lifted the loincloth a bit. It turned back around and made a jerking off motion. Then it's a male.

"So you're a boy? Good my dude."

He stared at you as he drank his Sprite. 

"What do you like to do Platinum? Wanna watch something or eat something? Both?", you asked. 

He cocked his head once again.

"Well whatever I feel, you feel. I'm hungry so I'mma make the best buttermilk pancakes in the world."

You walked to the kitchen and opened one of the lower cabinets for two large bowls. You walked across from them and grabbed a whisk and a spoon. 

"Oi, Platinum. Get the flour, caster sugar, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, salt, buttermilk, milk, eggs and butter."

You grabbed the teaspoons, tablespoons and measuring cups. Star Platinum placed all of the ingredients on the counter for you. You got a scale out of the drawer and started pouring the flour on it till you amassed 375 grams of the stuff. You scraped it in the bowl and scooped 3 tablespoons of caster sugar for the bowl.

You finished the combo of flour, sugar, baking soda, bicarb and salt and moved onto the second bowl. You poured in the buttermilk, milk, egg yolks and the butter you has Platinum melt. Star Platinum grabbed the whisk and the bowl from you and started beating the shit out of the mixture. 

While he did this, you grabbed a frying pan, but he looked over at you and motioned for four. You got four out and turned the burners on after you greased the pans each with spray oil. Star Platinum put the mixtures together and stirred a bit before pouring a full circle into each pan. He stood behind you and grabbed the two on the back burners while you grabbed the two on the front.

*Timeskip*

You finished the pancakes with your new stand. He looked as content as could be. He scarfed several down as you ate four. 

"Dude you'll get sick."

Of course it wouldn't stop him. He finished and looked at you. 

"Ora!"

"Jesus Christ... Okay look, how are you even here? Why? And what do you want from me? You just ate all my pancakes, you should be satisfied."

He looked around until he spotted something of interest. He picked up a spoon and bent it.

"What the Hell am I supposed to get from that??"

He picked up more and more spoons and started bending them all. He went outside with your spoons and started laying them on the ground.

"BRUH I JUST WANT MY SPOONS!", you yelled. (Never thought I'd ever type that.)

Star Platinum finished laying them all out. 

I  A M  Y O U R  S T A N D

I  W I L L  P R O T E C T  Y O U

I  W I L L  F I G H T  F O R  Y O U

I  L I V E  T O  S E R V E  Y O U

You stared at the message of spoons in awe. 

"Well... Thank you... I guess."

He picked up all the spoons and returned them back to their regular state. 

So he was your stand? He'd fight for you? That sounded absolutely wonderful!

To Be Continued