Star Platinum X Reader (But The Reader Is Pretty Damn Thicc)

The Capabilities

You woke up that morning with plenty of energy. You got dressed and walked to the kitchen. You woke up early so you'd have plenty of time to eat. You also brought plenty of money so you'd be able to buy some more snacks on the way there. The first thing you noticed were some chestnuts you had bought a few days ago.

Star Platinum looked at them. Something hit you. You could feed him and be perfectly fine. You handed Star Platinum the chestnuts and sure enough he ate them casually. You smiled and grabbed some sparkling water, handing it to him. He drank all of it in a single swig.

~Timeskip~

You managed to steer and eat at the same time on your way to class, making plenty of stops to restaurants. You purchased a large plate of fried dumplings, some mushroom soup, two pumpkin muffins and a well done steak. Star Platinum was in the backseat scarfing down everything.

Your stomach began aching and twisting. You were bloated already. You reached the parking lot by some great miracle. You stepped out and Star Platinum finished the dumplings.

"Platinum slow down boo..", you groaned. You walked into the lobby of your school, taking in the disgusting air that uneducated people share with you. You made your way to the nurse's office to see that your friends were standing outside of it, waiting for you to arrive. 

"Let's do this! Did you all eat?", you asked.

"Too much I think... Ready?"

You all walked in and groaned.

"What's wrong? Is there a stomach virus going around?"

"I think so...", you moaned, sitting on the chair closest to the trash bin. 

Star Platinum appeared and prepared to punch all of you. Heaven's Door materialized as well, signaling for Platinum to stop. The nurse walked out of the room after discovering she was out of Pepto Bismol. She headed for the office, hoping to find some there.

"I've got this. Platinum can relax."

Heaven's Door worked its magic. (Fn/2) began writing on all of you.

This person will projectile vomit the second the nurse walks in.

You all waited for the nurse, facing away from each other. She walked in and you all began vomiting. 

~Timeskip some nasty shit happened~

"You were so great Heaven's Door.", You said to the stand, patting its fly ass hat.

(Fn/2) looked at you and smiled. "So how do you think we even got these bitches?"

Platinum looked upset at the word "bitches." 

"UHM THEY'RE NOT BITCHES THEY'RE STANDS LOVE AND RESPECT THEM.", You autisticly yelled as you grabbed your stands' hand.

In that moment, to Star Platinum, nobody else existed. Just you, holding his hand. His heart rate only quickened as you rubbed your thumb affectionately over his palm. It was something you did absentmindedly. He began lacing his fingers with yours, savoring the moment. He slid closer to you and linked his arm with yours. 

The moment ended when the car stopped. He dematerialized as he always did. Everyone got out and walked to the entrance of the Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart. Fuck yeah. You tortured employees by rearranging half the shit on the shelves. Star Platinum was apparently really good at throwing things because he tossed an entire flat screen TV across the store.