After they stopped violently twerking, you cried out "I can't believe this! My five cute and attractive boyfriendz would never do that to me!"
You pushed past the three hoes, racing to the boy's room.
"Hey (Y/N)." Branton said ~sexily~. "Wanna lick my weewee?? ;P"
You shmacked him across the cheek and started to beat up the rest of the band members for Betraying you like dat.
The three hoes came in and broke up the fight.
"Oh so now you wanna act tough and shit?" Ivy said, punching you real hard and shit.
Julie pulled off your 24 inch silky black Malaysian wig that cost 279.99, not including tax and shipping fees. Then after de-wigging ya baldheaded ass, she and ivy proceeded to curb stomp you.
Billy was on the side recording. Shady whore.
Prettymuch finally broke up the assault, because u were bout to fuckin like die and shit.
"There's only one way to settle this," Ed'$%&win said. "A thrussy contest."
"A THRUSSY CONTEST??" you were all shook to the mf core.
You got on ur knees and succ'd them pepes. The other hoes ain't know what a thrussy was bc they on some stupid shit or whatever.
"Wow queen ur so beautiful queen I luv when u sock all our dicks in the span of five minutes what a Legend." Nique sighed euphorically.
Ivy started to cry because she's irrelevant and can't suck dick. Julie started to cry because her jaw can't take the #bigdicks. Billy started to cry because he has personal issues he needs to sort out. They collectively took their useless asses out of the tourbus to find new mens.
"Sit ur asses down before I come over there and suck ya shlong shlongs!" The bus driver yelled obnoxiously, turning around in her seat.
You had to do a double take, unsure if the driver really was who you though it was.
It was.
Summer. Your ex-prostitute.

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Adopted By PRETTYMUCH!!
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