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"hello joey" i say as I role my eyes.

"hello sweets" he says.

i have a feeling no matter how hard I try to get him to stop, sweets is never gonna go away. sadly.

"what are we working on first?"

"oh I don't really need a tutor, the school thinks I do, so we are just gonna hang out and act like it" he says.

"pal, joey, whoever you are, you mean to tell me I could be in the bed right now?"

"yeah sure"

"and I could've agreed from my house to agree at the school, right?"

"yes oh my lord"

"alright im only gonna say this once and only one time only, so listen the fuck up you idiot, if you ever wake me up again just to come and "hang out with you" the only thing that's gonna be getting money is the funeral home, got that?"

"feisty, i like it" he says.

"give me my 10 dollars and we can say I stayed at ur house all day, you got all my notes, and we studied."  i say seriously "did you for real get mad over sleep" he nods. "yes I sure did bud" i say with a wink.

well atleast he gave me my 10, im boutta go get me some food.

joeybirlem; hello sweets
leilaniblue; srsly i just left ur dang house LEAVE ME ALONE
joeybirlem; damn chill i was just asking, what are we gonna do when they ask why I'm not making good grades on my test?
leilaniblue; idk pay attention and learn what their talking about? are you like stupid or something?
joeybirlem; nah just lazy
leilaniblue; plz joey just figure something out and lemme enjoy this beautiful day
joeybirlem: whateva see ya later beautiful ;)

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