joeybirlem; h
joeybirlem; u
joeybirlem; r
joeybirlem; r
joeybirlem; y
leilaniblue; dude im coming down the stairs right now
joeybirlem; "dude" you take longer than a granny
leilaniblue; fuck you
joeybirlem; anytime sweets just ask for it ;)
"you know you are a fucktard right?" i say to him. i mean it's the truth. "oouu that's new, wanna call me daddy next?" he said with a smirk. "kinkyyyyy" the perks of being joey birlems friend, also being a girl.
"you wanna see how kinky I can get?" he laughed. "dude what is wrong with you? did ur booty call not come over last night or what?" i think i laughed a little more hard than I should've. he mumbled something under his breathe but I couldn't catch it. "what did ya say? cat gotcha tongue" i smirked. "nah, wanna replace my booty call? i mean we can get even then?" he kept his eyes on the road. i got quiet reallll fast. "cat gotcha tongue?" he laughed hard. "fuck you man" that went down hill. "like I said anytime you want too, i will sweets" he said.
i put my hand on his thigh and kept scooting it closer. if he wants to play games I mean we can play. "hey b-u-d, i meant ina bedroom" he stuttered and kinda said it really fast. "but you said anytime?" im boutta get him. "i mean you wanna, go for it." he smirked. DAMMIT the games will never end. i moved my hand. he laughed as always.
we pulled up at chars and i got really excited, i feel like I haven't saw my gals in like 100,000,000 years. i jumped outta the car, and i couldn't really tell but I think we was kinda maybe a little rolling, i didn't care though. "LEAH ELENA MAL" holy shiz ive missed them. i legitimately tackled them. i probably knocked them into next week. "alright homies you're squishing me" little ol elena said. i just laughed. i swear I'm not that dark. "okay im starving so like lets go raid Charlie boys kitchen" mal say with her cheesy grin. i swear im not usually like this but I've missed them. "im down, I didn't get to get me a snack because hoey was rushing me to high heaven and back." i look over at him. he just smiled. "hoey?" leah questioned. "she calls me hoey because she thinks im a hoe and flirts with everything that has a vagina" he explained it very well. "well sorry to break up y'alls very weird convo but I have booze, so who wanna go in?" char said.
whoop booze yay more drunk people!! jokes im not drinking this time. i don't wanna because of my last incident. no one knows except joey. i told him not to tell anybody because i was a bad minute. but joey boyyy got seriously buzzed and he was so annoying& wouldn't leave me alone, he even tried to go to the bathroom with me. i hate him sometimes seriously.
