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"hello shweets" joey says.

he tries to get in my car, but fails terribly, I don't wanna be mean but it's so funny.

"hello hosef where ya trying to get to china?"

"ur car shmartass" he says.

"alright well im going too Taco Bell"

"yess im starving" he says happy.

"who said im buying you anything?"

"pweaseee" he's legit begging, oh my lord he's five years old.

"sure cocksure"

okay, there is a few things that people know about me, then there is THINGS people KNOW about me, one, DO NOT wake me up for anything unless important, two, buy your own food if you come somewhere with me, three, NO EATING IN MY CAR, but mr. joseph birlem is violating my laws, HOW ROOD.

after my delicious 5 layer, i feel like the kween of the world.

"okie dokie bye"

"bye sweets see ya later" he smiles.

to bad they won't be a next time?

| author |
i feel like you guys don't like my book.. im thinking about in un-publishing it and writing a new one, I guess, but I do have big things planned for this book, like next chapter, but if you guys don't like it, I don't see the point..

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