4 years later
Puns420-666: hey birthday girl what's up how you doing you're 21 and can drink in ahmerricah
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: YA YA
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i'm going to my mommy's house today she says she has a surprise and that i can get drunk after :/
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: the surprise better be good i wanna geT DRUNK
Puns420-666: ooooooooooooo text me what the surprise is
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i will don't chu worry lil bitch
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: ill probably drunk text you
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: OMG IM GOING TO BE YOU TONIGHT
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT SUPER DRUNK AND STARTED CRYING WHILE LISTENING TO CHANCE THE RAPPER
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: OR THE OTGER TIME WJEN YOU CRIED BECAUSE OF TRUMP BAHAHA
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i cried with you tho so ya
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Puns420-666: FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: YAAAA THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: OMFG
Puns420-666: if it's me drunk again i don't want to remember
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: yes you do
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: OK SO
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT SOOOOO SHIT FACED AND ASKED IF ID SEND NUDES AND WHEN I SAID NO YOU SENT A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WITH AND EDITED IN SNAPBACK SND BLUNT
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: THAT WAS GREAT
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: NO JOKE
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: IM A GHOSY
Puns420-666: nobody asked
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: remember when you spilled ham juice on your cat on christmas and you start crying because you were shit faced and felt bad
Pun420-666: stop talking
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: okkkkkk i gotta get ready to go to mi madres casa :)))
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: BYE H ILL TEXT YOU SOON
Puns420-666: oh kay birthday bitch
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: <3
(10 hours later; 8:49 pm HARRY'S POV)
Where is she? She was supposed to be here 35 minutes ago.
Puns420-666: is u ded? you haven't texted me in 5ever
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: nah i'm alive
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i just finished putting my face on
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: my friend samantha came over with whiskey........ it's ok
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: but she said i'm going toLOVE my surprise
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: it better be all the alcohol in the world
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: if not i'll be a lil upset
I should go buy liquor for her. It'll make this even better.
Puns420-666: what if your surprise is matty healy
Puns420-666: or even better george daniel
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: I WILL PEE ON THE SPOT
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: NO JOKE
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: I WILL PEE MY FUCKING PANTS
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: I WONT BE ABLR TO HELP IT
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: LIKE WHEN ELEVEN MADE THAT ONE DOOD PEE HIS PANTS
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: YA THATLL BE ME
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: FROZEN AND WITH PEE RUNNING DOWN MY LEG
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: NO
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: FUCKING
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: JOKE
Puns420-666: it's probably neither of them
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: true
Puns420-666: don't get your hopes up don't want ya to be disappointed on ya birthday
And you won't be.
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: ya i know
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: my mom sucks at surprises so ya
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: she usually tells me before what the surprise is so i'm proud of her for not cracking and telling me
Holy shit. I hope Cassie doesn't know. I mean if she did she'd text me. I think.
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: but i'm sad she hasn't told me
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: and she's probably avoiding me so she doesn't spill
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: she's not good with this shit
Puns420-666: yikes
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: do you think she'll make me enchiladas?
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: maybe that's the surprise
That's part of it. Have fun eating all those damn enchiladas. How can one person make 150 enchiladas?
Puns420-666: omfg just get in car and go see the surprise and tell me
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: jaysus ok
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i'm in my car
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i've started my car
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i turned my AC on
Puns420-666: this is life with cassie
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i want ice cream
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i feel like i haven't driven in a while
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: can i even drive?
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: am i legal to drive?
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: wait how old am i?
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: how old do you need to be to drive???
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i'm like 7
Puns420-666: chill cassie
Puns420-666: you can drive
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: you're sure
Puns420-666: yes
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: 100 percent sure?
Puns420-666: yes i'm 100 percent sure
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: ok then i'm going to stop texting you because that's what you do when you drive
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: you get off your damn phone
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: Byeeeeeee
Cassie.luvs.enchiladas: i'll text ya soon H
"She's on her way Mrs. Aglin."
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