Inspired by a Tumblr post from ImagineYourOTP (Post in the External Link thing.)
The first time James got into a fight at school (2nd grade), and the principal called Hazel and Frank, Hazel was all set on punishing their son, while her husband just kept going, "That's awesome James! He was totally asking for it! Did you do the bear paw thing I taught you?" Hazel glared at him and Frank just defended himself by mumbling, "I'm sure the other kid deserved it." Little did they know, that from that day forward, they would be called in just about every 3-4 days or so because of their son's shenanigans.
