hey stranger read this

string beans

string beans are an exhilarating vegetable. no- it isn't just a vegetable. it is Jesus. here's why string beans are such an invigorating vegetable:
1. they're green. (green is a beautiful color. like grass. grass is snazzy.)
2. they're edible. (obviously they are edible, cause i mean, it's the best vegetable- other than carrots...but that's another discussion.)
3. they're long. (the best string beans are the long string beans, ya know.)
4. they're amusing to throw at people. (try it. you won't be let down.)
5. they're obviously healthy. (i mean, what vegetable technically isn't?)
alright, okay, i am starting to get hungry, time to stop talking about the exhilarating string beans. i could go on, but i think you get the point- string beans are the most exhilarating vegetable in the universe. thanks, bye!

P.S. happy late 2018 guys 😁