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rubber bands

rubber bands are one of the greatest forms of making objects plummet towards people . how do i know this? well, here's an exhilarating excerpt:
so i was in my homeroom for study hall (which i am nearly never in because i have band), and we were about to be dismissed to go on our bus or walk home, when i got bored. therefore, i made a resplendent rubber band-flinging invention. for some peculiar reason, i didn't expect it to work... but it did... and it shot far. it plummeted towards my teacher's desk, on the other side of the classroom. but here's the plot twist: no one saw it. so i didn't bother to pick up the rubber band because 1. that would be awkward, and 2. i would have been caught flinging rubber bands at people. so i ran out of the classroom, genuinely astonished that i made a rubber band travel so far away.