hey stranger read this

i bonked this kid on accident

i feel very humiliated after what i did- i accidentally bonked this kid behind me in the head with my own head. i was writing my skinny mozzarella sticks story, and i leaned back to stretch. however, i didn't realize that the kid behind me was sleeping with his head down. so, as i leaned back, the back of my head hit his scalp. when i felt some hard substance hit the back of my head, i instantly sat up, quaking and shook. the kid woke up looking very high, and just stared at me with no expression. i apologized profusely and loudly, which caught the rest of the class's attention. i mean, i guess the bonk was skinny, but the aftermath was not skinny.

now my head hurts more too, so take this as a lesson- never bonk people with your head.