hey stranger read this

ow my hip

so i was in my kitchen dancing to fergalicious (which is one of the most mellifluous songs on the planet), and the best part of the song was coming up where you dance the snazziest you've ever danced before. so i did my snazzy twist right before the best part- but i slipped. right on my hip. the worst part about this was- i wasn't able to become a snazzy being in the dance. today is a terrible day.