Day 17
Glitch's pov
My heart is exploding as I do the leap of faith. I kiss her and she's not pushing me away, but she's not kissing back.. I let go and look down at her. She stare at me. "I.. umm..." I start. "I-Umm.. just shut up for a second" she mumbles and take the hold of my face and pull me closer and start making out with me. My head, heart, and senses explode. I kiss her passionately back and pulling her on top of me. We get a little exited, touching and tugging a bit on clothes, but it stops there. After a while we both stop and just hug. Her body on top of mine. "This is so wild.." she laugh silently. "Oh? Why? Never been with such a handsome guy?" I giggle and kiss her face. Just small kisses. "No, dumbass, I have never been with a computer chip before" she laughs. I gasp. "We talked about that!" Now I was grumpy. "Come on, I'm kidding" she giggles and kisses my neck. Oh good god.. Why does that feel so amazing? "Do you like it when I kiss your neck?" She asks. "Yeah.. how did you know that?" I ask back. I wasn't that obvious? "Your little friend is poking out" she laughs. I blush and push her off. "You're so stupid sometimes!" I mumble and turn around in bed. I feel her arms creep around me and hugs me from behind. "But I need to sleep.. I'm really tired.." she whispers. I turn back around and hug her close. I kiss her forehead and gets ready to sleep, for the first time in my life.
Day 18
Avery's pov
Alllllright. Now I got a crazy boyfriend. With crazy brothers. One that tries to kill/torture/sell him. One that also plans to use me to get my boyfriend. A famous youtuber with supernatural powers. A demon on my ass trying to get my body to defeat the crazy-evil-kill-torture-sell-plan-to-use-me brother.
IM STRESSED OUT. I'm not involved. NOOO. Not at allll. There's a lot, and I need a break. BUT WE CANT LEAVE THE FRICKETY FRACKETY HOUSE.
Luckily for me Glitch's brothers adore me, so baby, Ice, fire, Dark (swears he only lit the candles), Dr.Ipler, and two of the Jim's made it their mission to make mostly me a spa. So in an empty room, (how big is this house?! 10+ egos have their own room and there's still extra rooms!!), had put up a massage table, lots of candles and .. good.. smelly things.. that were nice... Nonetheless they had borrowed some of Amy's beauty products and sat them on a table ready to use. They all (except Dark of course), stood outside the room proud and waited for me to step inside. They didn't tell me anything; just told me by breakfast to meet them upstairs when I was done. "Okey, guys.. what's up?" I ask suspiciously. "We feel bad for everything that's has happened to you. And since some of us read thoughts, we know it's not easy for you!" Baby explain with a big grin. "Woah, guys! Thanks.. appreciate the invading of my privacy!" I sarcastically smile and giggle. "What Baby tries to say is- over to you Jim" Jim to the left says. "Thanks Jim, we have made our own spa to maybe help you keep your cool. And that's all for tonight. Jim, have a look at this amazing footage we just took" Jim to the right continues and opens the door. I see the massage table, the light, and Fire, Ice and Dr.ipler walks in and holds up oil. "Nooo.. Are you serious?! Oh my god guyyss!!" I feel my eyes fill up with tears. "Oh no! Guys! She hates it! Damn it, we made her cry!" Dark suddenly pops up beside the massage table and points to me in the door way with my hands over my mouth not to sob dramatically. I shook my head. "What? It's the worst?" He asks. I shake. "Dead parents were masseurs?". I shake. "You're allergic to the earl gray aroma?". I shake. "Wrong color on the candles? It's the candles, isn't it? It's the candles!". I shake. He just shakes his head and a make a confused face. I take a deep breath and look to the ground. "Nobody have ever done something like this for me before.." then I start sobbing in my hands. "Pewhh.. it's not the candles.." I start laughing and wave him over. He makes a face as he shuffles over. "Come there you doofus.. thanks you very much.. I love the candles" I reassure him as I hug him. Yes, I know he's puking behind my back. (He's not). I thank them all, and hug them each.They leave me alone as I strip down to underwear. I lay down and basically only have my butt covered. Glitch sits in a chair making sure that they don't step over the line. It was wonderful. Ice worked my shoulders and made me moan twice; its because I've been extremely tense for X amount days straight!, Fire cracked up my back and massaged my lower back; i felt like a 40 year old - now I feel 21, Dr. worked my legs, bent and stretched them; I feel like I can do a marathon, and that's who Glitch watches the most. They walk back out as Glitch helps me up and hands me a morning robe to put on. Then there's a knock. "Come in" i yell and just kiss Glitches cheek quick and see Anti slowly stepping inside. "Oh.. hi Anti.." I said. Crap! I thought. "Oh.. I'll leave.." he looked really sad. "What? I just said hi!" I explain. He turned around. "No, you thought Crap when you saw me.." he mumbled. I curse. I keep forgetting they can read my mind! Talk about invading privacy, but- "not all of us can read thoughts. Glitch can't. And I cant help it. It's just like you're half whispering. I can't not hear it!" He start raising his voice, him being upset by me. Stupid human thoughts and stupid human feelings! I feel bad. "Hey, calm down. I'm sorry.. come here" I sight and open my arms. He slowly shuffled into my arms. Then he hugged me tight. "I'm sorry I scared you earlier.. I'm just trying to help.." he mumbled. I stroke his hair and back. "It's alright Anti.. Hey, why Are you here anyway?" I ask him and hold him a little away from me to look at him. "I'm here to do the face stuff!" He giggles. He then start laughing maniacally and start glitching and looking like he has cramps. Then it stops. "I'm ok! Just a little breather.." he almost yell. Just to remind me he's still half psychopath and still half sweet baby angel/demon. He put on some masks and massaged me. "I feel like I look like an idiot.. but hot damn I needed this!!" I tell him and relax 110%. He laughed and said good and said to wait until the mask had stiffened. "How do you know all this?" I ask him. "Amy is really the only one other than you that's nice to me.. so before she left for a trip she's on now, I used to hang out with her and she did some of these" he explained. I nodded. Cool. After 20-25 minuets (felt like 40) he took it of and I was left baby soft skin and feeling super fresh. I put my clothes back on and made all of them come back inside. "Thank you guys soooo much. This really means a lot to me, and I reaaally needed it.." I pause and look at Glitch who stood beside me. I turn back and start hugging. "I owe you guys one" I tell them as I hug Dark last (which is always a one sided hug) and they curse. "What?" I ask as I look at them. "You don't want to owe a demon!" Ice sigh and face palm. "Don't worry guys.. I'll be nice to her. Isn't that right Avery?" Dark smiles and pulls me back for a tight hug. Oh, crap! I didn't even think about that! "Yeah, we'll be nice" Anti giggles and hugs my back. Oh shit...
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Best friend with a glitch~ (Glitchiplier Fanfic)
FanficHi. This is the story/log/nightmare how Glitchiplier came into my life. He's a silly computer malfunction who escaped dark, wilford and the other alternative egos of markiplier. He's not bad, he don't need to eat but eats a lot and he- Hi! im glitc...