5.0 Serial Killer

Chapter 18

"I had sex with Will this weekend." I said at school on Monday.

"You did WHAT!" Emedy yelled.

"OMG you little perve!" Sarah said.

"My best friend lost her V!" Val cheered.

I shushed all my friends.

"Guys I don't want this getting out-"

"LIZZIE GOT FUCKED BY WILL SATURDAY NIGHT!" Sarah hollered.

"Yet." I finished. A lot of people looked over at me.

"Guuurrrlll Ana just went into the deceased, how did you get him to bang you!?" Emedy said.

I looked around nervously.

"Guys I really-"

"Woah woah, looks like little Liz Tiz got laid this weekend!" Derek said out of no where.

"No way, he didn't rape you did he?" Andrew said.

"You should take a pregnancy test." Sarah said.

"GUYS" I stood up and shouted.

"Yes, Will banged me super hard this weekend, and it felt super amazing! I was on cloud nine! There were so many butterflies and birds flapping in my vagina, but please! Please! Don't go around talking about it! I feel bad enough that he has lost like what, three girlfriends? So because I let him bang as hard and good as he did, people might hate me!" I said emphasizing almost every word.

Everyone around started laughing.

"I swear if anyone videotaped that, I will kill them." I said. I saw Val with her phone up.

"Val!" I said annoyed.

"I'm kidding Liz, I just think it's so funny that you had sex! With a man widow! Sorta." Val said.

"Val, too soon." Emedy.

"Sorry." Val said. A couple of us giggled.

I noticed Will walking out of the parking lot, he didn't look that upset.

"Yo man it's Wilbur!" Derek said.

"William." Will corrected.

"Hey man," Derek said, " I should call you Jeffery Dohmer."

"Or I could be the first William Maxwell." Will said.

"Oh snap!" I got up and said linking my arm with his. I couldn't tell if we were "together" or not.

"Couple of the summer." Andrew said taking a photo on his phone.

"Andrew it's spring." I said.

"Same thing. Man Will, your girlfriend is tight!" Andrew said.

Will took his other hand and held my face so he could kiss the side of my head.

"She liked my tighty whities." He said.

A whole bunch of guys started laughing.

"No Will, I thought you were wearing those pink hearted ones that your grandma got you on Valentine's Day." I said.

Everyone around started dying.

"What!" Will said.