Don't mind me I tend to talk to myself... It's the only way I get the right answer.
Oh I do that too ' another '
Ha it's the arguing with myself that gets a problem
That's a big laptop ' another '
Madam you should know it's not about the size but how you use it
Oh so no frisk then...
Male guard looks at me funny
Flashing bicycle lights what a fantastic idea... I guess that's a great way to find out how many epileptics are in the road
How would you like your steak sir?' another '
Mooing please
What's taking them so long to cook my food.. I thought it was fast food...
Enters lift it groans.. Hey there's only me in here
Who shat on your parade
Mmm... Must exercise... Bought the watch them bought a burger.. Well it's the thought that counts right
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whims of the insane and eccentric
AcakI realise that some of the every day thoughts are seen by some to be a sign of madness but that's just me if you nod along to some of these then don't worry... you are as same as me 😀
