Chicser (For Haters)

4 Nakakahiya ang Shitser

If Ever... IF EVER man na sumikat ang Shitser sa mundo... nakakahiya.. ano na lang ang sasabihin ng ibang bansa.. ng UK? NG 1D? Na gaya-gaya ang Shitser?

Sumikat mula sa Pilipinas ang mga kalahi ng mga ipis.

Katulad na lang ng pagpapakilala ko ng shitser sa mga kaibigan ko sa Japan.

Conversation with my friends (Tinranslate ko na in English kasi Japanese ang lengguahe namin)

Akiko (me) : What do you think of these boys? *pinakita ang disenteng picture ng chicser*

Hana : Those are boys? Why are they wearing make-up?

Yuki : Are they in a band?

Akiko : Yes. A Philippine Boy band group called Chicser.

Yuki : Are they talented?

Hana : Can they play the guitar?

Akiko : I dunno. Let's just watch videos from the net.

Naghanap kami ng mga video ng shitser at nung nakita nila ang mga parody...

Hana : Huh? They're making parodies?

Yuki : *umiling* so poor... so cheap.. so.... untalented...

Akiko : no originality.. yeah..

They realized that ALL of Chicsers parodies are from 1D.

Akiko : That's what they are.

Yuki : 1D wannabe's.

Hana : *read something about Forget 1D blah blah blah*

Hana : I can't even replace 1D with this... shitloads...

Akiko : They can't even reach an Idol's standards.

Yuki : They're too boring... they got famous just because of youtube?

Hana : Oh! And they only... lip sync... in their parodies!

We searched for more until we got tired of their cockroach faces.

Yuki : If they ever became famous, condolence for your country Akiko, many people and fandoms will bash chicser and affect Philippines because of their lack in originality and their voice and... faces..I think.

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To the Chicserifics

Hey! Kung sasabihin ko man na, eh hindi ka naman sikat ah? Bakit ka nanlalait? Well think again, miyembro ako ng sikat na idol girl group sa Japan. Ayaw ko sabihin dahil hindi ako tanga para makipag-away sainyo