An Average Road Trip ft. Ali, Bluefire, and Tiffany

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Ali- driving the Blue Volkswagen beetle
Tiffany- sitting in passenger seat using the map
Bluefire- sitting in backseat doing whatever she wants really

Ali: *slowly moves hand to radio*

Tiffany: Ali.

Ali: *has hand on button*

Tiffany: Ali no.

Bluefire: Not again...

Ali: *changes song to Livin La vida Loca*

Tiffany: nO-

Ali: UUUUPSIIIIIDE IIINSIIIDE OUT!!! SHE'S LIVIN LA VIDA LOOOCAAAAAAAAA-

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Tiffany and Bluefire: *got ice cream*

Ali: *slams on breaks*

Tiffany and Bluefire: *accidentally shove their spoons down their throats* aLI-

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Tiffany: what did they use before google maps?

Ali:......?

Bluefire: they used......maps?

Tiffany: no before google maps!

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*car driving on wrong side of road, coming at them*

Ali: *swerves out of the way* cYKA BLYAT FICK- dID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE FROM A CEREAL BOX YOU MOTHER F*CKING LUMPY CUCK MACHINE???????

Tiffany: that was the loudest ive ever heard you talk...

Bluefire:...dont kill us please.

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