Random Scenarios 2

Video Games

(Building ships in video game)

Ali: just turn off the gyroscopes and it will work smooth as a baby.

Tiffany: ...smooth as a baby???

Bluefire: "baby's bottom". "Baby's bottom", Ali. Jesus...

Tiffany: German babies, they're smooth then, are they?

Ali: How do think we make tiny details in Volkswagens? Adult hands are too big.

Blue: sTOP.

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Ali: welding

Tiffany: its because they like you for your eyebrows

Ali: WTF?????

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Bluefire: riding in Ali's ship

Tiffany: nice, uh, ship you got there Blue.

Blue: thanks i built it myself

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random person joined the chat

Person: hallo? What just happened?

Ali: wha- you sound exactly like me!!

Person: i sound exactly like you?

Tiffany: what is going on????

Blue: dying of laughter

Person: l am Jorgie!

Ali: Hi Jorgi! I am Moscow!!!

Blue: omg i cant f*cking do this im out!! Im done!!!

Tiffany: my brain!!

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Blue: okay everyone spawn in your best space ship from the workshop. We're gonna battle them.

Ali: spawns a car in the middle of space

Tiffany: what the heck is that?????

Blue: dying

Ali: Brrooom!!! Brrroom brrroom!!

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Ali: let us go attack Blue's ship. I am the fighter behind you.

Tiffany: yeah.

Ali: shooting her ship okay turn tURN TURN- girly screaming