Ali and Sadik: *about to go fight*
Heracles: good luck! Have fun!
Ali: f**k you.
Sadik: shut up.
Heracles: okay.
•••
Ali: *briefing platoon, doesnt know her radio is muted* alright so-
Sadik: sha la la la la in the mooooooooon liiiight~.
Ali: *trying to talk over him* we have to take the bomb, place it in-
Sadik: *gets really close to the radio and in really deep voice* SHA LA LA IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOON LIIIGHT.
Ali: *unmutes radio* Sadik!!
Sadik: NAAAA NAAAA- hello.
Ali: was my radio muted that whole time??
Sadik: yeah. So, when is the platoon briefing?
Ali: uh, it had already started. You have been singing to them for the past ten minutes.
Sadik: *embarrased* ...what?
Ali: you did not know that?
Sadik: *very quiet* no.....
Ali: *laughing* are those just sounds you make when you are alone??
Sadik: maybe!......
••••
(It a very common joke to throw a bomb or smoke or flash bang where Ali is in training. The flash bang has a bright blinding light, the smoked emit smoke, and bombs and bullets will taser you.)
Sadik: throwing flashbang! *chucks it, and it rebounds against the wall*
Ali: *is blinded, along with sadik and the rest of the platoon* oh yOU DID NOT.
Sadik: if we cant see us, they cant see us!!
•••
Will: *in radio* Ali, where are you again?
Ali: uh, crouching by the boxes.
Will: *throws smoke in front of ali*
Ali: oh yoU MOTHER-
•••
Ali: *in radio* okay will, do not throw the bomb down the corridor. Just shoot him. You are gonna rebound it like you always do.
Will: *chucks bomb down corridor and takes out other person* OHHHHHHHHHHH-
Ali: YOU LUCKY MOTHER F*CKER.
Will: I AM THE KING. RAISE YOUR GAME, ALL OTHERS.
•••
Sadik: *walks into one-two briefing room (thats where generals go)*
Ali: dude, get outta here. This is one-two.
Sadik: i will stand wherever i please! I'll stand right in front of you, shortie.
Ali: *shoots Sadik with training gun* whoops~.
Lower rank general: sTOP SHOOTING PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU.
Ali: I AM GOING SHOOT YOU, SOLDIER IF YOU CORRECT ME AGAIN.
•••
(Its also a common joke to say "Ali is a twat")
Ali: *walks into room to see sadik writing on chalk board*
Ali: *reads board* Ali.....is.....a....tw- oh you moTHER- *shoots him*
Sadik: *twitching* wORTH IT.
Ali: *turns to rest of platoon* alright, the next person to say "Ali is a twat" is gonna get a real bullet to the forehead!!!
Platoon: ALI IS A TWAAAAAAT.
Ali: i hate my job.
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Random Scenarios 2
De TodoSooo, the part 1 of this has too many chapters, and i have ideas still, so have another book bb.
