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Sooo, the part 1 of this has too many chapters, and i have ideas still, so have another book bb.

Things ali asks when shes in the medical room when shes bored

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by ZanthippeStarz

by ZanthippeStarz

"Do you consider yourself sexually active?"

"Does your family have a history of diabetes?"

"I am injecting 50cc's of OESTROGEN into your anus."

"Shite i accidentally gave one of you LSD."

"Its AIDS."

"Its a bullet wound."
"Really?"
"Laughs no its AIDS."

"Shouting across the field Remember boys! Only fools dont wrap their tools!"

"You know i actually thought the Hippocratic oath was a hip hop band."

"Do you get a burning sensation when you pee?"

"I now pronounce you legally dead."
"Can i get a second opinion??"

"Hang on. How do you spell Placebo?"

"Never mix prescription medicines unless you are Heath Ledger..........nO WAIT ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE HEATH-"

"I think i have found my calling."
"I cant feel my legs."
"Yup."