Why am I a Girl? (A TsukiKane GenderBend AU)

CHAPTER ONE

Warm Rays of light fell slanting through Kaneki's open window. It's warmth filtered through Kaneki's thin eyelids, urging him to wake up from his deep slumber. "Ken! If you don't wake your wussy ass up, I'll break down this door and make your sleep permanent!" A loud, obviously annoyed voiced growled through the other side of Kaneki's door. In an instant, the boy's eyelids flickered open as he heaved himself off his bed and began rustling through his wooden cupboard. "Where is it! Where is it!" He mumbled whilst scrambling through a once-neat pile of clothes.

"Where's my uniform!" The boy panicked as he frantically rolled his eyes over every area of the room. "You're absolutely useless! It's your shift and you're wasting time looking for your uniform!" Touka bellowed out, after kicking the door with a hard thud. "Hurry up in there! The cafe is packed today!" Her voice sounded more distant after each pause. A few soft footsteps later, the door to her room swung open and closed with a ear-piercing creak, followed by a rock-hard thump. "She's pissed! I better not get her more irritated!" The boy thought after retrieving his long-lost work uniform which was really just under his bed.

"It's a good thing I don't have to brush my teeth as a ghoul!" Kaneki tugged on the hem of his shirt and pulled it over his head. The boy glanced over at his mirror and observed his bare body. "Yep, still skinny as hell and not even an ounce of muscle or fat anywhere. And besides that, I've got this huge, ugly scar across my chest!" He shuddered whilst remembering the memory whilst flashing his mirror a cute pout and continued to change into his uniform.

"Kaneki? Are you ready? We've got a lot of people and Koma-san and Irimi-San can't cook and serve at the same time!" A deep but subtle voice caught Kaneki's attention as he rushed over to open the door. "Coming! Mr. Yoshimura!" He hummed and walked down the stairs, hoping for the day to be as beautiful as the weather. 

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The yellow balls of fire morphed into hues of orange and violet and merged into the sky like a packet of squash dissolving in a glass of cold water. The clouds were like white cotton candy which blushed at the warming touch of the sun. The sky grew more and more tainted with the hint of mauve as every minute passed by. The humongous star sinked into the cold of the night, giving way to a thousand others. Kaneki had seen the whole thing, through the closed window of the cafe. His vision grew blurry as he felt the corners of his eyes dampen whilst his eyelids welled up in happiness. "That was beautiful" He whispered as he diverted his gaze towards a beautiful young woman. His breath hitched as he fixed his gaze tightly on her soft, but captivating features. Her face was cute and pretty and here features just radiated with beauty. Her short, fluffy, purple hair crashed just over her shoulders and really highlighted her look. Her body's frame was small and pretty childish but she had quite some....uh! Melons? 

Kaneki blushed at the thought and sheepishly smiled to himself, no awareness that Touka was gazing right at him! "What do you think you're looking at?" She yelled as she pointed the bristly side of the broomstick just 2 cm from the tip of his nose. 

"Uh...I-"

"And are you crying?"

"NO! I was just--I had something in my"

"Whatever wussy!" She shooed him off with a wickedly evil grin.

Kaneki blushed as he stared down at his legs and something caught his gaze.

He had a tent building up....in his pants, and he didn't even know.

"Shit! Shit! Shit!" He gasped as he felt his pants tightening around his member.