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Bold: Thomas
Italics: Newt

Hey, Newt? Do you think I'm hot?

Of all the jacked up questions...

Why can't you just answer like a mature person?

I'd like to think I'm the more mature of us both.

That's debatable.

So is you being attractive.

Really? Cause someone told me you have a thing for brunettes.

Well my hit list just grew longer.

Do you even know who to kill?

I just put your name down twice

Oh.

...
Dammit Tommy, I was kidding

Oh I know you wouldn't kill me, Newt. After all, seeing me is the highlight of your day.

I can still rethink my life choices, you shank!

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