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Negan wanted to ask you to go to be one of his wives, so he was trying to hype himself up.
"Easy peasy lemon squeezy!"
"Negan you are the baddest ass! She can't say no!"
"I'm hot, right Fat Joey?"
"Fat Joey I swear to Lucille if you say no-"
"I'm desireable. Likeable. Cherishable. Nice?"
"This jacket makes my chest look big and these pANTS-"
At this point Negan was basically jumping up and down in front of a mirror and talking about how hot he was.
And you were standing in the doorway watching him.
He twirled around and then he laid his eyes on you. Negan- for the first time ever- was actually speechless.
"I saw you made your famous spaghetti downstairs.¨ You giggled.
¨It's the only thing I know how to make...¨
