Questions And Answers (Klance)

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KEITH'S POV

"I CAME ALL THIS DAMN WAY FOR ANSWERS AND YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER FIRST?!" Screamed the adorable, very angry, man infront of Keith. After all these years Keith had never imaged the voice inside his head to be this hot, or short-tempered. Come on all he did was ask him out.

" Yes please we've been in each others heads basically our entire lives, i would like to sit down and talk to you face to face for a while, i mean after all your the love of my life and i never thought i'd ever meet you or hear you in person." replied Keith with a pant dropping smirk. Keith didn't understand what the big issue was it was just dinner, they both knew the other was gay and there was no point denying the very obvious boners the other began to develop the minute they saw each other.

"Fuck off, I'm not going to have dinner with you while I sit here, feeling like I'm going in-fucking-sane." Replied Lance, with the most angry smirk he could manage to plaster on his adorable face. Keith didn't think it was possible for Lance to contort his face into anything more sexy then when he curled his lip angrily like that. Kieth felt himself harden.

" well its not my fault the flying fairy shit came to me and explained the whole prophecy shit and not you! Take you bitch ass attitude to him! " yelled Keith in an attempt to distract Lance from the growing bulge between his legs. This whole arguing thing was really turning Keith on. You see Keith was into some kinky shit though he'd never openly admit it to anyone or to himself for that matter.

"I'm taking MY attitude to YOUR shitty ass explanation of the truth. Now, tell me what all this shit means before I bitch slap you halfway to Kentucky. Then we can have a nice dinner. Maybe." Said lance in a way that was trying to be angry but came out very calm and slightly happy. But every bit as sarcastic as Lance had meant it to be.

" bitch slap me to Kentucky? The fuck? But ok bitch follow me i lead you to the door, once your in Narnia Alsan will explain everything. Come on now we gotta go find the fucking wardrobe, so i can please your adorably annoying ass. " shot Keith with raw sarcasm and anger, Lance's inability to see what he was doing to Keith was killing him. All Keith wanted to do right now was fuck this insanely gorgeous man till neither of them could walk right; worry about the fucking prophecy later. But noooo Kieth had to get stuck with some prude who gives a shit about people and the damn apocalypse.

"None of the bullshit that just came out of your mouth made any fucking sense. Maybe next time try using a dictionary. Yeah?" said Lance in a tone dripping with sarcasm, and yet Keith still found it sweet and endearing.

Keith stops talking for a minute and just marvels at the man before him whom he's grown to love not even having meet him. The man who he's grown to adore. The man whom five seconds ago he wanted to rip his throat out. The man whose brains he wants to fuck senseless. Then he laughs remembering that they're supposed to be fighting, but Keith would obviously much rather be fucking.

But then it hits him, he never even got his name.