On day, a mother took her little boy to church.
During a speech, the boy told his mother,
"Mom, I have to pee."
The mother told her son, "it's inappropriate to say 'pee' in church, so whenever you have to 'pee', just say I have to 'whisper'."
The following week, the sons father took him to church.
The little boy told his father, "Daddy, I have to 'whisper'
The father responded, "Ok! Just 'whisper' in my ear."
