People That Hate Cussing

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Oh boy, this one really takes the cake. For all my friends, once they know me, they know that I easily curse as if it were breathing oxygen, literally. Cursing is my way of relieving stress and anger so I don't end up wrecking the house or breaking someone's neck or going to juviee. I'm not saying that I'm bad, but I tend to have anger management issues, so cursing is like a medicine for me, once ya take it away I WILL turn into a mxture of Hulk ( avengers ) and Beast ( X-Men ) and we don't want that. . .

Okay, so back to the real point.

I respect those people that really hate or dislike the idea of cussing, I really do ( a shocker, ah now ). My parents don't like the idea of cursing, when I do, they get mad, which is why at home I'm just sitting there, when I feel like cursing I end up just yelling stupid or jerk, or the words I thought were cuss words back when I was seven.

But.

BUT.

BUT.

I really really really hate it when I'm in the general public, sitting there on a bench and my sister knocks down mah starbucks frappuchino ( they're awesome by the way ), all I say is fudge or carp or crabcakes, then the person next to me will be all like. "Shut yer mouth dearie! No cursing for such a young age! I'll go tell yer parents! Disrespectful!" and it goes on and on and on and on and on till I finally can't take it anymore and storm out.

Now, you might say: "But Trish, she was just pointing out things, the way that you stormed out is a sign of disrespect."

Disrespect bullshit and all that crap.

First off, she disrespected me, ah didn't even throw her one of my signature word slike shit, all ah did was say fudge. If ya look it up in the dictionary, fudge is basically a type of gooey chocolate mah dear.

Then she goes all disrespect, shut yer mouth and all that bullshit.

Well guess what.

Ah don't care. 

"But you're ranting about that, does that mean you care?" Random reader might say.

* walks up to reader and duck tapes mouth * "Shhh,"

Okay, back to the point.

It's like instinct for some people like me already mkay. Like how my sister has to buy something every time she goes into a mall, no matter how useless since she needs to come out of the mall buying somehting new to show off. Or how my cousin has to study for the latest math test the very second the teacher tells the class there will be a test. Or how my mom with freak out when my baby sister goes on the bed, no matter where the position, she's always screaming that my baby sister will fall off. Or how my dad and I will go all fangirl-like whenever something new in Marvels pops up.

I'm not sure if ya call it instinct or something else.

But, that's my life, that's my thing, that's what I do. So, why should I give a crap of what you think?

And a small scientific thingy mabob fact: cursing can help lengthen your life because it relieves stress. . .  See, I'm not saying that you should curse, I'm just saying it actually has some positive effect in life!

Anyways, the lesson for today: Please don't judge people simply because they curse, okay? Okay. Good. Because it's the person's personality and they'd like to be accepted for that.

* showers self with ice cold bucket * I don't wanna go all Hulk or Beast on y'all, I'm saving my steam on the next person that insults me for cursing * breaks chair and walks away *

 

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