I. Hate. Hair.
Like seriously! I hate it! The sad thing is I need it too! O.O * touches her curly hair *
I love my hair at the same time hate it. I have to brush it with a comb that looks like a mini trident, I have to put this sticky yogurt shit on it for five minutes in the shower, dry it for thirty minutes, untangle it, style it and then cut it ( when needed ).
I wanted curly hair, now I regret it because it causes so much . . . problems.
But I had soooooo many other hair styles in the past. I had a bob cut, an apple cut, a weird cut that stuck out at all sides and I had braids in some parts ( imagine a girly version of the new Hiccup hair do O.O ), extra straight Mulan hair, Elsa hair, Merida hair ( my current one ) and much much much much more!
I've tried out sooooooo many styles and none still work!
I tried short, long, middle, curly, straight, wavy, braided, bangs, no bangs, layered. The list goes on!
And yet I still can't find a single fucked up hair do that can do good on me.
And then I hear my dad complaining about his hair * facepalms * That's what I hate the most! Hearing men that complain about their hair ( not counting those who have long-ish hair ). My dad is almost bald! And he walks around complaining about his hair.
Compare it to mine!
* grumbles *
Then there's the time when there's this one strand that just gets all tangled up ( really hurts, specially with curled hair ). You try untangling it, sometimes it takes 2 hours for me! Then in the end, you find out you can't untangle it, you wasted your precious time and you end up cutting that strand -.-
AAAGGGHHH!!!
* throws an ice bucket over her head *
Now you might be thinking: "Trish! Why don't you just cut your damn hair if it's being a total bitch!"
Well, I can't! I love my hair long and all that chiz! I hate the fact that I'm so attached to it. I know all you girls are too!
* grumbles more *
I've even been considering to cutting my hair which I took years too grow long into a hair cut like Hazel from TFIOS. But then I'm like, naahhhhhhh, don't wanna waste hair like that!
I'm pretty sure you girls know how I feel. Just so pissed at this topic right now . . .
Lesson: Welp, I got no lesson to be honest. I'm purely here to scream and shout and let it all out about hair . . .
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Letting it Go [It's a rant]
Kurgu OlmayanOkay, welp, this is my rant book. I'm going to place all the things that irritate me, annoy me or I think our damn society simply needs to fix. WARNING: I'm 99.9% sure I will end up offending someone, so if you get easily offended/hate cuss words (...