Hair, Hair, Damn Hair

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I. Hate. Hair.

Like seriously! I hate it! The sad thing is I need it too! O.O * touches her curly hair *

I love my hair at the same time hate it. I have to brush it with a comb that looks like a mini trident, I have to put this sticky yogurt shit on it for five minutes in the shower, dry it for thirty minutes, untangle it, style it and then cut it ( when needed ).

I wanted curly hair, now I regret it because it causes so much . . . problems.

But I had soooooo many other hair styles in the past. I had a bob cut, an apple cut, a weird cut that stuck out at all sides and I had braids in some parts ( imagine a girly version of the new Hiccup hair do O.O ), extra straight Mulan hair, Elsa hair, Merida hair ( my current one ) and much much much much more!

I've tried out sooooooo many styles and none still work!

I tried short, long, middle, curly, straight, wavy, braided, bangs, no bangs, layered. The list goes on!

And yet I still can't find a single fucked up hair do that can do good on me.

And then I hear my dad complaining about his hair * facepalms * That's what I hate the most! Hearing men that complain about their hair ( not counting those who have long-ish hair ). My dad is almost bald! And he walks around complaining about his hair.

Compare it to mine!

* grumbles *

Then there's the time when there's this one strand that just gets all tangled up ( really hurts, specially with curled hair ). You try untangling it, sometimes it takes 2 hours for me! Then in the end, you find out you can't untangle it, you wasted your precious time and you end up cutting that strand -.-

AAAGGGHHH!!!

* throws an ice bucket over her head *

Now you might be thinking: "Trish! Why don't you just cut your damn hair if it's being a total bitch!"

Well, I can't! I love my hair long and all that chiz! I hate the fact that I'm so attached to it. I know all you girls are too!

* grumbles more *

I've even been considering to cutting my hair which I took years too grow long into a hair cut like Hazel from TFIOS. But then I'm like, naahhhhhhh, don't wanna waste hair like that!

I'm pretty sure you girls know how I feel. Just so pissed at this topic right now . . .

Lesson: Welp, I got no lesson to be honest. I'm purely here to scream and shout and let it all out about hair . . .

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