in the beginning pete made heaven and earth. pete made waters. he said: i want light there! and there was light. he saw the light that was the good. pete made a difference between lightness and darkness. he named the light day and the dark night. then the evening and morning went by, the first day. and he said: make a difference between waters and waters! pete made the difference between waters and waters. pete named something heaven. then the evening and morning went by, the second day. and pete said: land must be seen under heaven. pete named the land earth. and the waters seas. pete saw it and said it was good. he said there should be trees and grass on earth. he placed it and saw it was good. then the evening and morning went by, the third day.
[this is not the end of the chapter im just lazy to finish it hahahah also i love p weezy hahahaha end me]
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the holy pete wentz bible
Fanfictionthis is literally the bible but than in pete wentz version.