Eddsworld oneshots (discontinued)

Basically another Tord x reader

Truth or dare.

"Okay. Y/n and Tord, unload all you feel about each other." Tom said, thirsty for drama.
"Alright then. Uh, me first I guess. Y/n, you can be an extremely irritable bitch. You don't care for anyone's opinions or needs and you do what you Please. Half the time we're in the same room I want to strangle you or pull a gun from god knows where and bash your head in with it then shoot you in the face. You make fun of my hair and my accent and you never care about how I feel when you speak to me." He said.

Before he could continue, I stood up, hid my face, and ran out of the room. I ran into my room, slammed the door, and locked it. I heard a faint 'way to go Tord' from Tom. I grabbed out some paper and a pen. "Dear Commie, I understand you don't like me. That's fine, everyone has opinions. If you don't like to be near me, then I won't be near you. That's why I'm writing this. Sorry about everything that's probably gonna be smudged because I'm crying at ninety miles an hour. Currently, you're downstairs with the other guys arguing. I just wanted to write to say I'm sorry I know you won't feel how I do. I don't understand why you haven't already noticed, but I'm in love with you. It hurts to know that you hate me so much you always want to kill me. I don't intentionally make fun of your hair or accent. I think your hair is cute and I try to get you to talk as less as possible because every time I hear your voice my knees go weak. I just don't want to have to deal with the embarrassment of knowing you know all these things, so I'm leaving. Have fun without me. Love, y/n." I folded the note and put it in an envelope. I sealed it and stood up. It was summer, so I was wearing a tank top and shorts. I started packing my things. After a while I heard knocking on my door. I slung my bag over me back and opened the door. It was Tord. I pushed by him and started walking out. "Wait, y/n." He said. He grabbed my arm. I yanked my arm back and handed him the envelope. "Here. Read this." I said, then walked out of the house. I slammed the door shut behind me. I started walking down the street. 'Hm.. where to go now...' I thought. I heard the House door open so I ran.

A few hours later

I ended up having to stay with Eduardo. Okay I was desperate.

[It was because i spun a wheel with possible options and hat won.]

They didn't really care because I wasn't Edd. I was currently locked in their guest room laying face down in the floor. I kept getting texts from Tord but I didn't read any of them. I was too saaaaaaaddddddd. After a while I gave in and picked up my phone.

'Hey look I'm sorry.'
'You don't have to leave.'
'Please answer.'
'I read the note.'
'I'm sorry I didn't notice you felt that way.'
'Answer. Please.'
'Please come back.'
'Matt is crying and it's getting annoying.'
'Yyyy/nnnn. Come baaaaccckk.'
'I just saw you go into Eduardo's what the hell.'
'Hhhhhhhh'
'I'm coming over there.'

I sighed and put down the phone. And just like that, there was a knock on the guest room door. I opened it. Of course, it was Tord. "What the hell do you want?" I asked. "Please come back Matt is crying and it's bothering everyone and we're all sad and I love you and I'm sorry and Edd started crying and Tom is drunk and locked himself in his room and-" "Fine." I interrupted. I got my stuff and walked out with Tord following me. "So, Tord, you complained about my existence for ten minutes then begged for me back. Why?" He noticeably went red. "Weeeelllll..... I read the note and almost cri-" "Wait Wait Wait. The violence fueled horn haired commie nearly cried because of someone he doesn't care about?" I asked with a sarcastic tone of voice. He rolled his eyes. We went into the house and I was immediately tackled into a hug by Matt. "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE AGAAAAIIINNNN..." he cried. Edd pulled him off me. "I-i won't.." I mumbled. I saw a drunk tom asleep on the couch.

"Iiiii'mmm going to my room." I said, then walked off to my room. Before I could close the door, Tord walked in. He closed the door and looked at me. "So, you like my voice, eh?" He smirked. 'Fuck I forgot about the note.' I thought. ".....yes." I answered quietly. Tord walked closer to me, and me being me, I stood still.

[Ooohhh Boi here's where a sleep deprived me gets cliche and runs out of ideas and wishes she didn't have to go to school.]

He leaned forward and gently kissed me. I was kiiinda shocked because Tord is the opposite of the romantic type and more.... 100% violence. I mentally got over it and kissed back.

[Basically this is the biggest cliche of all time but author is lazy and unoriginal get over it.]

We both pulled back and I was like... as red as his hoodie. "Tord! Come here a second!" We head edd yell. Tord winked at me then walked out. And so I said the only three words in Norwegian that I knew. "Jeg elsker deg." I whispered. (I love you.) he turned around. "I love you too y/n." He said, then closed the door. I laid on my bed and had a mental overload.

This is the end because this took forever because I ran out of ideas for this one and I wrote 95% of it at one in the morning.