for the love of god don't read this i wrote these so long ago
EDDSWORLD ONESHOTS.
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH.
Requests are
+Open
(Xclosed)
+Appreciated
LETS SEE WHO I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT SO FAR:
TOM- Yup
TORD- definite yup
EDD- Yep
MATT- yup
PAUL- kinda
PATRYC...
Lmao I'm turning back to my babe. I'm working on a gay af one with Matt, don't you worry.
"TOOOORRRRD!" I yelled, bursting into his room. I was wearing a white lonf sleeved shirt, black jeans, and some checkered converse. "What y/n?" He asked. God I loved his accent. "Tord I got an atv wanna go ride it?" (For those who don't know, reader now has a four wheeler.) he grinned. "I know what you could ride instead." "Tord please n-" "tHiS dIcK." "Tord I'm reconsidering inviting you." "Nonono please I wanna ride it let's go." He got out of bed and put his shoes on. I dragged him out of his bedroom and into the living room. To summarize things, me and Tord live in our own place and we're like, ............ friends with benefits-HAHA OKAY ANYWAY.
We ran into our giANT BACKYARD. "Okay so it's in the garage and you stay here while I get it-" "No I wanna get it!" Tord interrupted. I sighed. "Fine. Go get it then." I said. He smiled like a child and ran off to get it. About a minute later there was rumbling. *nyoom* "I GOT IT!" I laughed. "So, are you gonna make me try not to die while you drive it?" I asked. He nodded with enthusiasm. I rolled my eyes and got on in front of him. He wrapped his eyes
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He wrapped his arms around me. "Try not to fly off, ya twig." He joked. *nnnyyyoooommm* See, the main reason I got the damn thing was because of the vibrations. Damn did I like vibrations. That's just hormones and shit talking, but DAMN DO I LOVE VIBRATIONS MMMMMMM.
«basically after like half an hour of riding around the backyard and reader getting hornier by the minute, Tord parked the thing back in the garage»
"Alright twig, lets go back inside." Tord said, waiting for me at the door. I hummed awkwardly and got off of the atv, and then followed him back inside. "Okay so Tord if you don't mind I'm gonna need you to help me with something." I said, dragging him by the hand to my room. "Y/n wha- ooohhh." He stopped hims of after noticing that I had taken off my shirt.
«then they fucked» «the end»
Sorry this was short I'm just trying to make up for not updating often
