Eddsworld oneshots (discontinued)

Master au part 2

Forgive me-

Reader's POV

Next morning

I woke up in the same tree. I mentally retraced my steps. I took a deep breath. "Alright.... I should probably go back. Or not. Maybe. No. Yes. No. They might be mad. But who cares? I need them. I don't. I'm fine on my own." I shook my head. Before I could continue my personal rant, there was a sharp pain in the back of my neck. I hissed and slapped my hand over the spot. I ran my thumb over where I was hit. Hmm... I pulled out a small, black capsule. Everything started trying fuzzy, and I blacked out, falling out of the tree in the process. The last thing I heard was "fuck- get her!"

A few hours later

I woke up with a heavy weight on my stomach. I opened my eyes and saw master laying over me. I groaned. "Master get oooffff." He shot up like a weaboo who was just told another season of their favorite anime was added to Netflix. "Y/n! You're awake!" He said excitedly. I nodded. Three people entered the room. The black eyed one in blue, the brunette in green, and the ginger in purple. I awkwardly sat there while the black eyed one had an angry stare off with Tord. "So, uh, explain please." I said. The black eyed one stood beside me, rolling tord's swivel chair to the other side of the room. "I'm tom, your brother." He greeted. "This is Edd," he pointed to the one in green. "And that's Matt." He pointed to the one in the purple hoodie and green overcoat. Seriously who combines a hoodie and an overcoat? Matt apparently. Anyway, I nodded and looked over at edd. "You were the one who approached me in the streets, weren't you?" I asked. He nodded. "Yeah, That was me." He answered.

A timeskip because I've run out of ideas for this particular moment

So, I've gone to live with Edd, Matt, and Tom. Tord isn't coming because tom keeps trying to rip his face off. Anyway, we arrived at the little house and there were three guys talking in the house beside us. (When I remember reader is a neko- *-*) My tail swished. "Sooo.... nice house." I said. "Who are the neighbors?" Edd's face went sour. "Eduardooooo." ".......who's Eduardo?" I asked. "Neighbor Edd hates." Tom said casually. I nodded. "Oooookay then...." I said, now hearing a loud slap. I looked over. Edd had slapped Eduardo. "oKaY nOw WhY tHe HeLl?!" I walked over to them. "Bad Edd." I said, pulling Edd by the ear back home. A wave of memories hit me at once, but I kept my stern disposition while mentally freaking out. "Okay Edd, no more hitting the neighbors." I said. Edd nodded, his face tinted light red. (OKAY I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY TURN THIS INTO A MOTHAFOOKIN EDD X READER.) I tickled his face with my tail. We both laughed, and we talked outside for a while. The sun began to go down, and the sky was painted with bright oranges and pinks, slowly fading into darkness. "Edd! Y/n! Come back inside!" Matt called from the open window. Me and Edd ran inside. I'm going to have to admit, in the span of a few hours, I've started to fall for Edd. (Oh boy here we go lmao with the cliches) As soon as Edd and I stepped into the house, I collapsed.

(In what reader can't hear: "Oh boy here she goes with the black outs.")

Edd's point of view

"Will she be okay?" I asked, sitting in a chair beside the bed. "Dunno. She does it a lot, so it must be normal." Tom said shrugging. "I'm tired and I'm going to bed now. Goodnight!" Matt left to go to sleep. "yeah I'm tired too. Night Edd." Tom also left the room. How can they act like things never happened? Tord erased her memory and then enslaved her. We know that much. They act like none of it happened. You can't be in love for someone for nearly six years and act like they're a complete stranger.

Reader's point of view

The last thing I remember is Tord holding a gun to my forehead while tom, Matt, and Edd stood crying behind him.

"PLEASE DON'T DO IT TORD!" Matt yelled.
"TORD WE'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." Shouted tom because author here is trying not to use the same two words for speech.
"PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TORD!" Edd yelled-damnit- gripping at his hair.
"Ya know id do it either way, right?" Tord said smirking.
"Just do it Tord. Get it over with. Stop stalling. But one last thing." I looked up at Edd. "Edd, I love you and I always have. Never forget that."
I looked back at Tord. "See you in hell you fucking lunatic." I hissed.
Tord scowled and pulled the trigger.

I woke up, panting. "Either that was a nightmare or I just remember HOLY SHIT EDD." I rolled of the bed by accident and landed on top of Edd, who had been laying on a pallet on the floor. "Y-y/n! Uhhmmm....." his face went red. "Edd I remember everything." I said quietly. A bright smile plastered across Edd's face and cliche side of author kicked in since all the kids in gym are screaming. He lifted his top half up, propping himself up on his elbows, and he smashed his lips onto mine. My face went red and I wrapped my arms around his neck, my hands messing around with his hair. We pulled back from each other, breathing heavily. "Edd, I love you so much." I said quietly. "I love you too y/n." He said, laying down and pulling me down with him.

Edd and the reader cuddled and fell asleep the end