You have all heard of the joke
"How to kill people with kindness. Take a sword. Name it kindness. Then kill people with kindness."
But how would you do that. You can't, the police would still say it's a sword, no matter what the freak you do.
While you can't do that in real life. You can do that in minecraft.
1. Get 10 levels of experience.
2. Mine 32 pieces of iron. Smelt it.
3. Make 3 iron blocks. (1 iron block has 9 iron)
Go to your crafting table.
4. Put three iron blocks in the three slots on top, 1 iron in the middle, and three iron at the bottom. Now you have an anvil.
5. Use the extra iron to make a shovel. 'Cuz shovels are fabulous. 1 stick at the bottom middle, 1 stick in the middle. And one iron in the top middle. Now you have an iron shovel.
6. Go into creative mode and get two diamonds. Ain't nobody got time for mining. You can go mine for diamond in survival if you want.
7. (optional) if you get an enchanting table, take two diamond swords, (two diamonds make 1 diamond sword, if you put it on top of a stick) enchant them both. If you get two sharpness one swords, GG. If you don't, oh well. Oh, and get more experience. You'll need it
8. Now, go place your anvil. Then go to it. Put one diamond sword in one of the slots. (If you followed step 7, put one sword in each slot,) Hover over the second (or third, depending if you followed step 7) it should say Diamond sword and +7 attack damage. Go to the place where it says diamond sword in the tan slotbar. Click it and type in the word Kindness. Then hover over the second (or third) sword. It should say "kindness"
9. Take that sword.
10. Get a friend to play minecraft with you. Then kill your friend with that sword.
11. In the chat are, it should say "(your friends minecraft name) was killed using kindness"
12. There! Now the mine-police can't say you killed them with a sword. They have to belive you killed them with kindness, because it says it in the chat"
There, I win, cuz i made this up. :)
