HOLY MOTHER FUDGING SHRIMP!! THIS BOOK HAS 5,000 READS!!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW FABULOUS THAT IS!
IF THERE WERE 5,000 UNICORNS IN YOUR HOUSE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO!!!?!?!?!?!
Ahem, i mean, yay, 5,000 reads. Ha ha ha ha ham. Okay then. Well this is awkward. (awkardly scratches back of neck)
WELP! BA BYE!
