TWD Texts (Completed)

Rick And Daryl

Daryl- How long is it going to be until the season starts up again?

Rick- Well, it's in the middle of Winter or something, but I don't know when Spring exactly starts. 

Daryl- Not that season. 😒

Rick- Well, what season?

Daryl- The rest of season eight.

Rick- Yep I officially have no idea what your talking about.

Daryl- THE REST OF THE WALKING DEAD SEASON EIGHT!!!!!

Rick- Did you hear that crack?!

Daryl- Yeah.... I think I actually broke the fourth wall.

Rick- Wait a second, why is there someone reading our texts?

Daryl- You see them too! I thought that was God.

Rick- This is scary.

Daryl- HEY PERSON! STOP READING OUR TEXTS! EVER HEARD OF PRIVACY?!

Rick- I don't think they can text back.

~Author was randomly added to the chat~

Author- Guys, can you fix the fourth wall real fast?

Rick- Who the hell are you?!

Author- I'm not supposed to be here, ok? You're not supposed to see the reader either. 

Daryl- Is the reader a part of the Illuminate?!

Rick- What is it with you and the Illuminate?

Author- I just need you guys to go on with a normal, funny conversation. I'll go ahead and fix the fourth wall.

Rick- WE NEED TO TELL THE REST OF THE GROUP THAT SOMEONE NAMED READER AND AUTHOR ARE STALKING US!

Author- There is no need for that. 😅And my name isn't Author and the reader's name isn't Reader.

Daryl- I think the reader enjoys this! Look at its face!

Rick- Are we supposed to worship you guys or something?

Author- No- Actually, yes. You have to fix the fourth wall and forget that this ever happened.

Daryl- Or else?

Author- I'll kill you all.

Rick- Daryl, get the duck tape! I'll get the super glue.

Author- Good.

~Author left the chat~