Negan- Yo, where y'all at!?
Simon- Negan?! You're alive!? I didn't know.
Dwight- Oh, give it up Simon. He's gonna know that you left him on purpose sooner or later.
Simon- DWIGHT!? YOU RUINED MY PLAN!?
Negan- I don't know what the fuck this is about, but are you guys gonna take care of the people at Hilltop?
Simon- Yes, sir!
Dwight- Sorry guys, but I don't think we should.
Negan- Why? Are you on their side?
Dwight- No! It's just that we need the people and I don't think we should kill them.
Simon- We already have enough and besides we're only killing a couple and letting them turn.
Negan- Simon, stay out of this.
Simon- WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO STAY OUT OF EVERYTHING!?
Negan- Don't text me with that tone.
Eugene- Guys, guess what is going on at this very moment.
Negan- What Eugene? We were in the middle of a conference.
Eugene- This is at the upmost importance.
Negan- Fine, what is it?
Eugene- There is currently a pickle shack at the bullet creating sector.
Negan- Wow, that's amazing.
Eugene- I agree!
Negan- I was being sarcastic. Just go make bullets.
Eugene- Fine.
~Eugene left the chat~
Negan- Anyways, where were we?
Father Gabriel- Guys, I need help. I can't see anything.
Negan- OH MY GOSH! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP INTERRUPTING ME!
~Father Gabriel left the chat~
Negan- Alright, what were you saying earlier, Dwight?
Rick- Guys, you'll never believe how bad I beat Negan! I went all savage on him!
Negan- What the fuck are you doing here!?
Rick- Shit, wrong chat room.
~Rick left the chat~
Negan- You know what, let's just private message each other.
Simon- Good idea, sir.
~Simon, Dwight, and Negan left the chat~
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TWD Texts (Completed)
Hayran KurguJust a bunch of messages that would most likely be sent between the group if they had working phones.
