Fuck Cheese
Pidge: I HATE YOU LANCE I S W E A R T O F U C K IN G G O D
Soft Cookie: what did he do
Daddy: nI Fuvkin DONT
Pidge: I FUCKING WENT OVER TO LANCES HOSUE AND T H I S B O Y HAD THE AUDACITY TO HAVE SEX WITH KEITH WHILE I WAS THERE
Keith: w a I t YIU WHERE THERE!
Pidge: N O S H I T
Daddy: f u cking kill me
Keith: and Y O U had the audacity TO TELL THEWHOLE FICKING CHAT
Soft Cookie: what the he,l is wron g with you idiots, Lance why the hell would you have s e x while Pidge is there?
Daddy: SHE DIDNT KNOCK OR SOME SHIT, SHE BROKE I N T O MY HOUSE
Pidge: true BUT STILL
Pidge: KEITH MOANS SO FUCKING LOUDLY
Keith: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHARE THAT WITH THE CHAT
Space Princess: this is some a m a z I n g tea
Daddy: WTF ALLURA
Pidge: I knoe I can use this for black mail
Buddy: what the hell is wrong with you heathens
Buddy: yall need to shut the fuck up before I come over to your house and pimp slap all of you
Daddy: stop being salty that keith lost her virginity before you. you piece of burnt celery
Pidge: B U R N T C E L E R Y
Matt: I just woke up, bitch it is fucking 3 in the morning why are all of you up I'm tryin to get my beauty sleep
Pidge: you need it
Matt: shut the fuck up
Daddy: I just heard something
Keith: i'm in the same room as you and I cant hear anything
Keith: OOOOOHHHH SHIT SOMETHING HIT SOMETHING MOTHER SHIT DICJ I HEARD A THUD DOWNSTAIRS
Daddy: TOLD YOU BITCH
Buddy: MOTHER FUCKING GHOST
Matt: ARM YO SELVES
Keith: all the knives are downstairs
Keith: WHAT THE FUCK LANCE YOU JUST HAVE A RANDOM BAT AND FUCKING KNIFE IN YOUR CLOSET
Matt: it was to keep his sexuality safe before it decided to come out of the closet
Daddy: nice one
Keith: MAKING MY WAY DOWN THE STAIRS
Buddy: walking fast?
Pidge: faces pass?
Daddy: and your home bound?
Keith: NOT THE FUCKING TIME GET DOWN HERE AND HELP ME
Daddy: Okayyyyyyyyy finnnneeeee
Matt: if lance dies I call his butt
Keith: that's mine you can have his penis
Matt: fine
Pidge: what the fuck is downstairs!?
Keith: I see a light
Daddy: I think it's a person
Keith: MOTHER FUCKER
Buddy: what happened!?
Keith: it stabbed lance now I'm hiding behind a counter in the kitchen
Matt: holy shit I was joking
Daddy: you are the worst kind of person keith
Buddy: wait what the fuck keith you ass whipe
Matt: so what was downstairs?
Keith: Lance is having a elementary school reunion with the person that broke in
Daddy: mY SISTER JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
