Prussia: *crying*
Germany: why do you cry
Prussia: *sniff* now that Austria decided to be awesome, I can't be awesome because now it's too mainstream
Germany: wait you're hipster?
Prussia: *sobs unattractively* MY ORIGINALITY HAS BEEN STOLEN
Germany: you know what to do
Prussia: murder him obviously
Germany: ye- wait
Germany: no
Germany: what is wrong with you?
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America: Hey, man! why were you texting me weird things at 4 in the morning?
Germany: vhat?
America: yeah! dude, you must of been waaaaasted
Germany: VHAT?!
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The time was 4:06
Germany: am i amish
Germany: no no wait i think im a llaama
Germany: wHHaT IF IM NOT LLAMA
America: dude wth
Germany: obviously ur a horse
Germany: my honest opinion is that godzilla just wanted to see the latest fashions in Japan
Germany: prussia's muredered so many tacos
Germany: this beast still roams
Germany: ii wanna eat yarhs
America: are you drunk
Germany: i ate a lot of Italy's pasta s o much of it
Germany: now i see the meaing of life in old laedy wigs
America: i mean thts cool and all but i want sleep
Germany: tht's wat i said
The time was 4:34
Germany: hey
Germany: wanna buy some wurst
Germany: I ate Italy's pasta and I feel great
Germany: heyy do you want to um
Japan has blocked Germany.
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Germany: i don't remember zis
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I don't own Hetalia.
The Pasta craze was a dream I forgot I had where Germany had like a pound of pasta and started to act mentally unhinged but didn't remember what happened.
Sorry it's short!
