Worms were gross anyways

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Italy: *drenched in water* it rained! look at all those worms outside!

Japan: rooks rike it rained rorms, they're everywhere

France: *pops out of the ground out of nowwhere naked* ITALY! Do you know the true reason worms come out of the dirt after it rains, in the same fashion as I just now did?'

Italy: toa get some fresha air, of course!

France: no, no Italy *leans in close to his ear* they do it to mate and have marvolous babies without drying up. If you look really close at two worms near each other, you can se--

Japan: *hits France* that's enough.

~~~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~

Germany: Look, Italy. There's worms all over the sidewalk.

Italy: *goes into Tamaki's corner* ;__; bad worms

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