Everyone gathered at the beach to celebrate the birthday of raven.
"Happy birthday raven!" An older woman yelled running closer to her.
Raven looked to everyone around her confused, "I can't swim."
They all stood awkwardly as they remembered, raven indeed cannot swim.
Along the way, 2 girls sat under a tree, one was very relaxed whereas the other one was thirsty. As the relaxed girl heard weird chomping noises, she turned to her friend, "What is you doing."
The thirsty friend turned to her in annoyance, "I'm crunching my thirst get up out my shit don't worry bout me."
A bit further down the way was a a girl who liked girls. That day, she was admiring the most beautiful girl she'd ever seen in her life. She tried depicting what to come up with, and then went with a direct approach. She went near her, accompanied by her brother for support.
Once she was now in front of the girl, she spoke.
"Hey, I'm lesbian."
Her brother stared to her in confusion, "I thought you were American."
That day, the lesbian girl disowned her brother.
2 best friends gossiping down the road could be overhead as the adventurous one told her story, "So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-"
The other friend looked to her in amazement proceeding to listen to her story.
Towards the end, the girl with her adventurous spark let out a heavy sigh, "To make a long story fucking short i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass."
The friend smiled. She'd never heard such an amazing story.
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I had to put in another zane and heath vine y'all they are so funny sksks
