"It is Wednesday my dudes." The reporter said into the camera. Wednesday was the day he interviewed random people with random questions.
"So what do you think about chipotle?" He asked a man walking along.
"Oh my god i love chipotle! Chipotle is my life.."
The reporter smiled continuing to walk to another stranger who seemed kind of angry, "So no head?" The angry guy asked, before slamming his phone onto the floor.
The reporter then walked up to him with a smile, "So for dinner last night i had chicken strips. What do you think about chicken str-"
"Fuck ya chicken strips!" He yelled.
"Okay but-"
"Fuck ya chicken strips!" He yelled again before running off. The reporter shrugged, going to the next person.
He approached a young civilized man and decided it'd be fun to ask an explicit question, "Is there anything better than pussy."
The man slowly turned his head, "Yeah. A really good book."
The reporter smiled walking down the trail. He thought it'd be cool to do a social experiment. He walked up to woman beginning to speak, "Miss, for a dollar-"
"No." She said not even stopping to acknowledge him.
"Why!" He yelled.
"Because!" She yelled back, now walking away completely.
The reporter then turned to his camera, beginning to end the video with a big smile, "It is. Wednesday. My dudes."
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this book is already going so good thanks for reading this shit lmao
