Outside the window an elderly couple saw a load of deers at their doorstep. The woman approached it kindly. They were very delicate, and easily scared.
Just then a sneeze was the heard.
All the deers fled.
The woman turned to her husband in anger, "Nice, Ron."
He looked with confusion, "I sneezed. Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?"
The woman didn't even dignify that with a response. She walked away from him not saying another word. Their son soon ran downstairs quickly.
"Later mom." He called out.
Just as he got out of the house and into his car accompanied by friends, he immediately turned to his vlog camera, "What's up me and my boys going to see uncle cracker-"
He then realized his hate slowly slid off.
"Gimme my hat back Jordan! Do you wanna go see uncle cracker or no!"
He then turned to his side jumping of fright seeing his hat hanging on the window.
After his mini scare he proceeded to drive to the movies. The radio wouldn't work, so one of the guys in the back started to sing a chime, "If your name is junior and your really handsome, come on raise your hand."
Junior, sitting in the passenger seat shyly raised his hand.
They all laughed, until an unexpected car swerved in front of them turning the laughs to screams.
One of the guys in the back screamed, not knowing what was going on, "Ah! Stop i could've dropped my croissant."
The boy stopped the car in an instant watching the careless car drive by, "I'll kill you. Not even worried about it."
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